Description
Show off your machinist pride and shop-floor humor with this bold grim reaper and lathe design! Featuring a sinister skeletal machinist operating a metal lathe, gears, sparks, machining equipment, electric blue effects, red accents, and distressed industrial typography, the artwork delivers the sarcastic quote “I Try To Make Things Idiot Proof But They Keep Making Better Idiots.”
The dark mechanical artwork celebrates the precision, problem-solving skills, experience, and sense of humor that come with the machinist trade. Its blue, red, silver, and black color combination gives the design an aggressive machine-shop appearance that stands out on dark apparel.
Built for comfortable everyday wear and lasting durability, it is a great choice for machinists to wear around the shop, after work, at trade events, or casually on weekends.
Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves.
Shipping Information
Shipping Information
Every shirt is printed to order. Please allow 3-5 business days for production before your order ships.
| Destination | Carrier | Delivery time | Cost |
|---|
| United States | USPS / UPS | 7-15 business days | $7.99 — free over $99 |
| Canada | USPS / Canada Post | 10-20 business days | $9.99 |
| United Kingdom | Royal Mail | 10-20 business days | $9.99 |
| Australia & New Zealand | Australia Post | 12-25 business days | $11.99 |
| Rest of world | Standard international | 12-30 business days | $12.99 |
A tracking number is emailed to you the moment your parcel leaves our facility. You can follow it any time on our Order Tracking page.
Returns
Returns & Exchanges
If something is not right, you have 30 days from delivery to request a return or exchange.
- Items must be unworn, unwashed and in original condition.
- Wrong, damaged or misprinted item? We cover the return shipping and send a free replacement.
- Changed your mind or ordered the wrong size? Return shipping is the customer's responsibility.
Start a return by emailing contact@victoryfieldgoods.store with your order number and a photo if the item arrived faulty. Full details are on our Refund & Returns Policy page.
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