Description
Bring the sarcasm and shop floor truth to life with this bold machinist design! Featuring a blue skull with tools, the shirt lists various hourly rates with hilarious conditions like:
“$100/hr – Minimum” and
“$500/hr – If You Mention ‘I Saw It On The Internet’.”
Set in clean industrial typography with a metallic blue color theme, this design is perfect for machinists who are done with nonsense and full of skill. Ideal for the shop, the weekend, or gifting to your favorite machinist.
Available in T-Shirts, Hoodies, Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves, it’s durable, comfortable, and guaranteed to spark laughs and respect.
Shipping Information
Shipping Information
Every shirt is printed to order. Please allow 3-5 business days for production before your order ships.
| Destination | Carrier | Delivery time | Cost |
|---|
| United States | USPS / UPS | 7-15 business days | $7.99 — free over $99 |
| Canada | USPS / Canada Post | 10-20 business days | $9.99 |
| United Kingdom | Royal Mail | 10-20 business days | $9.99 |
| Australia & New Zealand | Australia Post | 12-25 business days | $11.99 |
| Rest of world | Standard international | 12-30 business days | $12.99 |
A tracking number is emailed to you the moment your parcel leaves our facility. You can follow it any time on our Order Tracking page.
Returns
Returns & Exchanges
If something is not right, you have 30 days from delivery to request a return or exchange.
- Items must be unworn, unwashed and in original condition.
- Wrong, damaged or misprinted item? We cover the return shipping and send a free replacement.
- Changed your mind or ordered the wrong size? Return shipping is the customer's responsibility.
Start a return by emailing contact@victoryfieldgoods.store with your order number and a photo if the item arrived faulty. Full details are on our Refund & Returns Policy page.
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